Zendaya’s Bob is All I Need Right Now

Laura J. Burns
Laura J. Burns writes books, writes for TV, and sometimes writes TV based on books and books based on TV. She will never, however, write a poem. She’s the managing editor of The Antagonist.

Listen, it’s been a crappy March so far. Every time I look at the news, it seems like the world is on fire. Or having a blizzard where there shouldn’t be one. But there’s one thing making it all worthwhile, and that is the hairstyle everyone’s favorite actress has been sporting lately. That’s right, Zendaya went and got herself a bob.

Also hello to Emma Stone, my other favorite actress. They should make a buddy comedy.

Wait. You need to see that bob in motion.

The bob haircut is a classic, and this long version Zendaya’s wearing calls to mind some other Hollywood classics. If you think that’s an accident, you haven’t met Zendaya. I also haven’t met Zendaya, but if you have her number, hook me up! I have a script to pitch her.

They would’ve kicked ass in a buddy comedy together, too.

Did you see Zendaya at the SAG Awards? Did you see that incredible hair? It goes with everything! Especially if you’re Zendaya, because her face also goes with everything.

In conclusion, Zendaya is lovely, that long bob is incredible on her, and she needs to make a buddy comedy with Emma Stone. Tom Holland can play the love interest, but only if he uses his real accent. And all three of them should have that bob haircut. Do this, Hollywood, and you will make the month of March better for everyone!

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