Today, as a nation, we mourn. Bad Bunny and Kendall Jenner were spotted kissing in LA and no one seems OK with it. (BuzzFeed)
There is no reality show with Nick Cannon called Who’s Having My Baby where women compete to have his 13th child. Turns out it was all a promo for his new show Celebrity Prank Wars with Kevin Hart airing April 6. But honestly, a prank show sounds worse to me than Nick Cannon looking for his next baby mama. (Daily Mail)
Toblerone can no longer be called Swiss chocolate so don’t think you’re being fancy buying it at the airport as a souvenir. It’s basically Hershey’s now. (CNN)
Persian New Year is coming and this is your reminder that you can give anything a Persian flair if you add saffron, rose water or sumac (or all of the above). Including margaritas!
The Oscars are coming up this weekend and if you have 20 hours to spare, you can listen to our podcast discussing Best Picture nominees, actors, and donkeys. (The Antagonist)
But she must have listened (and enjoyed) the original version multiple times before recording this.
I think we can all agree that there are never too many “Pedro Pascal eats food” posts. (Nerdist)
Happy 31st anniversary of Faith No More front man Mike Patton pooping on a bench in Kensington Palace. (Louder)
Let’s talk about how Troy Baker was the original Joel from The Last of Us, and how he never expected to be a part of the show. (Variety)
No one is hornier than Ted Lasso fans waiting for season three to air on March 15.
Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyy was rejected from appearing on the Oscars. This is what happens when Americans eventually get bored of caring about something. (Variety)
I really felt like we were being too hard on this wax museum until I got to Kate and William.
This is how you make the world a better place. Put bubble installations everywhere. (My Modern Met)
Just in case James Cameron doesn’t win for Best Director or Best Picture, Dustin had an AI generate the best Cameron-esque speech filled with the narcissism we all know and love. (The Antagonist)
Marlon Wayans’s God Loves Me on HBO Max responds to last year’s epic slap better than Chris Rock. (Pajiba)
Am I the only one who didn’t know there was a Spider-Woman? (Bleeding Cool)
Give some love to the short films nominated for Academy Awards this year. (No Film School)
The Minnesota Vikings have reportedly received a trade offer for superstar running back Dalvin Cook. (Sports Illustrated)
I don’t think anyone is looking at Avril Lavigne and Tyga’s matching leather outfits here.
Here are 32 recipes for pizza, the greatest food ever created in life. (Food Network)
My favorite thing about this new ladder design is the very angry person in the comments section. “It looks like a pain in the ass to use, does not roll-up very small and it’s not quick or cheap to setup.” (Core 77)
This website lets you receive a phone call, or I guess send a phone call to someone you hate, from Ghostface. (Collider)
I tried to find a post that would embody this past week’s celebrations of Purim, Holi, and International Women’s Day and I found the Jewish starlets of India’s Bollywood. So happy Puhowoday, everyone. (JTA)
With March Madness about to get underway, here’s a place to get your printable Men’s and Women’s brackets. (NCAA)
And of course, what’s a current events post without some form of wild animal whacked the fuck out on coke?
