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32 Things “Triangle of Sadness” Should Have Been Called Instead

John Brown Spiers
February 16, 2023
John Brown Spiers
John Brown Spiers is a former academic and lifelong overthinker. He’s written many short things and abandoned many long ones. He grew up in the Midwest, currently lives in the South, and would get lost in a different forest every day if he could. He is trying very hard.

1. Quadrilateral of Diarrhea

2. 10,000 Kaleidoscopes When All You Need Is A Clue

3. The Life Idiotic

4. I Have No Sails and I Must Scream

5. Fiberglass Onion

6. Pentagon of Ennui

7. You Can’t Spell “Class Warfare” Without “Fecal”

8. If This Orange Lifeboat’s A-Rockin’, Don’t Come A-Knockin

9. Rock and a Soft Place

10. With Six You Get Octopus

11. Octagon of Complacency

12. Bermuda Newfangle

13. Shitty Socialist: The Movie

14. Lord of the Way of Water

15. Every Fluid Everywhere All At Once

16. Hexadecagon of Triacontagons

17. The Captain Will Feed You Now

18. Down in the Dumps

19. Cast Away 2: Donkey Boogaloo

20. Melancholy with a Side of Fries

21. Carl the Pretzelhearted

22. My Other Boat Is An Instagram Account

23. Triangle and Error

24. Influence This

25. The Ginger Candy Is A Metaphor

26. If You’re Gonna Eat the Rich, Get Some Sharper Teeth

27. Shart of Darkness

28. Woody Harrelson’s Blues

29. Elevator to Nowhere

30. Communication Breakdown

31. Circle of Meh

32. A Straight Line Is Not A Shape

John Brown Spiers Author
John Brown Spiers is a former academic and lifelong overthinker. He’s written many short things and abandoned many long ones. He grew up in the Midwest, currently lives in the South, and would get lost in a different forest every day if he could. He is trying very hard.
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