dark
triangle of sadness alternate titles hero

32 Things “Triangle of Sadness” Should Have Been Called Instead

John Brown Spiers
February 16, 2023
John Brown Spiers
John Brown Spiers is a former academic and lifelong overthinker. He’s written many short things and abandoned many long ones. He grew up in the Midwest, currently lives in the South, and would get lost in a different forest every day if he could. He is trying very hard.

1. Quadrilateral of Diarrhea

2. 10,000 Kaleidoscopes When All You Need Is A Clue

3. The Life Idiotic

4. I Have No Sails and I Must Scream

5. Fiberglass Onion

6. Pentagon of Ennui

7. You Can’t Spell “Class Warfare” Without “Fecal”

8. If This Orange Lifeboat’s A-Rockin’, Don’t Come A-Knockin

9. Rock and a Soft Place

10. With Six You Get Octopus

11. Octagon of Complacency

12. Bermuda Newfangle

13. Shitty Socialist: The Movie

14. Lord of the Way of Water

15. Every Fluid Everywhere All At Once

16. Hexadecagon of Triacontagons

17. The Captain Will Feed You Now

18. Down in the Dumps

19. Cast Away 2: Donkey Boogaloo

20. Melancholy with a Side of Fries

21. Carl the Pretzelhearted

22. My Other Boat Is An Instagram Account

23. Triangle and Error

24. Influence This

25. The Ginger Candy Is A Metaphor

26. If You’re Gonna Eat the Rich, Get Some Sharper Teeth

27. Shart of Darkness

28. Woody Harrelson’s Blues

29. Elevator to Nowhere

30. Communication Breakdown

31. Circle of Meh

32. A Straight Line Is Not A Shape

John Brown Spiers Author
John Brown Spiers is a former academic and lifelong overthinker. He’s written many short things and abandoned many long ones. He grew up in the Midwest, currently lives in the South, and would get lost in a different forest every day if he could. He is trying very hard.
Related Posts

Is It Wrong That I Find the Saltburn Family Sort of Likable?

SPOILERS! Have you seen Saltburn? Doesn’t matter. You’ve seen the jokes, you know what it’s about–a nerdy con artist who infiltrates and sabotages an uber-wealthy British family. The Catton family is the sort of rich that Fitzgerald was talking about when he said “they are different from you and me.” The sort of rich that shouldn’t exist, but always has…
Laura J. Burns
January 30, 2024
Read More

Barbie Really is Everything

This article was written during the 2023 WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes. Without the labor of the writers and actors currently on strike, the movie being covered here wouldn’t exist. After what seems like a year-long onslaught of PR–the most perfect, spot-on movie marketing campaign in memory–Barbie is finally in theaters. It’s the first film of the summer that feels like…
Laura J. Burns
July 21, 2023
Read More