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Superhero Elvis, Peepsi, and Psycho Winnie the Pooh

Orly Minazad
February 16, 2023
Orly Minazad
Orly Minazad is a freelance writer and regrets it every day of her life. She moved to the States from Iran in 1991 with her family seeking better opportunities only to waste them earning a Masters in Professional Writing degree from USC which no longer exists, cost a lot of money, and for which she has nothing to show. No, she is not bitter at all. Why do you ask? Oh, you didn’t, ok. She lives with her husband and son in Los Angeles where she spends the day loading and unloading the dishwasher.

A very Happy Valentine’s Day to Ted Lasso fans! Season 3 starts March 15th on Apple TV.

The origin of “Raccacoonie” from Everything Everywhere All At Once is actually really sweet. And that’s a lot coming from me. (Inverse)

Ryan Seacrest is leaving Live with Kelly and Ryan, which is very surprising because he never says no to any job. Good news is he’ll be replaced by Kelly’s hot husband. (Variety)

Now you can be smug in the comfort of your own home with this vegan milker device. (Core77)

I don’t know the origin of this trend but I love it nonetheless.

I don’t know or care who won the Super Bowl, so here’s social media’s reaction to Rihanna’s halftime performance (which was amazing and I don’t want to hear anything from the haters). (ESPN)

However, I did enjoy this Smash Bros. take on it. (Kotaku)

Behold, the sushi muffin.

@hungryhappens

Spicy Salmon Rice Muffins (full recipe is on: HungryHappens.Net) IB: @TOR MINELL

♬ original sound – Stella Drivas


Finally an effort to address “extreme” toxicity in video games. Regular toxicity is just fine, I guess. (NME)

Considering how climate change is going, we all may need one of these floating sustainable homes made of wood. (Inhabitat)

I’m so glad Boyz II Men gave us a new honest adult version of what’s sexy. (Pajiba)

I feel like Pepsi and Peeps collaborating really missed the opportunity to call it Peepsi but OK. (Nerdist)

We’re not done with Christmas here at The Antagonist. Here’s a piece about Bob’s Burgers and the best Christmas episode, which you can watch all year long. It’s that good. (The Antagonist)

Why didn’t anyone tell me about cowboy butter?

@alfskitchen

After I saw @JortsKitchen | Recipes make this butter, I had to try it out! Thanks for the inspiration brother! 6 tbsp butter 4-5 cloves garlic minced Juice of 1/2 a lemon 1/2 tbsp lemon zest 1 tbsp Dijon mustard 1/2 tsp cayenne 1 tsp paprika 2. Tbsp fresh parsley 1 tbsp chives 1 tsp chili flakes 1 tsp thyme Salt and pepper to taste #steak #steaktok #steakbutter #steaksauce #cowboybutter #butter #compoundbutter #butterrecipe #recipe #steaksaucerecipe #viralsteak #trendingsteak #steaktiktok #fyp #foryou #reels #shorts #foodtok #foodtiktok #tiktokfood #foodie #recipe

♬ original sound – ALF’s Kitchen

Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey is a very strange and unnecessary reboot of a beloved cartoon bear. (Collider)

These 15 ways to build a better breakfast sandwich are a great motivator for waking up. (Lifehacker)

Matthew McConaughey will be the voice of Elvis in a new animated Netflix series where Elvis is King of Rock and Roll by day, secret agent by night. I don’t know why this is happening but I’m fine with it. (NJarts)

I’m not a big Harry and Meghan fan but I’m also not a big fan of whatever it is South Park is trying to do here. (Celebitchy)

We don’t talk enough about how hot Benjamin Bratt is. (Esquire)

Mark my words, nothing good will come out of this ChatGPT. (Vice)

Nothing could have prepared me for the overreaction to this video. (I guess years of being on Twitter could have prepared me).


Orly Minazad Author
Orly Minazad is a freelance writer and regrets it every day of her life. She moved to the States from Iran in 1991 with her family seeking better opportunities only to waste them earning a Masters in Professional Writing degree from USC which no longer exists, cost a lot of money, and for which she has nothing to show. No, she is not bitter at all. Why do you ask? Oh, you didn’t, ok. She lives with her husband and son in Los Angeles where she spends the day loading and unloading the dishwasher.
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