dark

Valentine’s Day, Vagina Gummies and an Air Jordan Movie

Orly Minazad
February 9, 2023
Orly Minazad
Orly Minazad is a freelance writer and regrets it every day of her life. She moved to the States from Iran in 1991 with her family seeking better opportunities only to waste them earning a Masters in Professional Writing degree from USC which no longer exists, cost a lot of money, and for which she has nothing to show. No, she is not bitter at all. Why do you ask? Oh, you didn’t, ok. She lives with her husband and son in Los Angeles where she spends the day loading and unloading the dishwasher.

In honor of National Pizza Day, I’d like to introduce you to a little thing called Persian pizza.

@rosehesami

found my new go to spot (Slash Pizza) #persian #iranpizza #fyp

♬ Boale – TM Bax
Ketchup is allowed in this case. Pineapple, however, is never allowed.

We all need this story of a 14-dog conga line. (New York Post)

My favorite story of the Grammys is just Ben Affleck being sad and counting down the minutes until this is over. (The Antagonist)

Speaking of the sad devil, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon star in Air, story about how Nike created Air Jordans before Michael Jordan even played for the NBA. (Nerdist)

EGOT winner Viola Davis is in this. Worth a try.

Hogwarts Legacy is the most popular game on Twitch right now and once again I ask you, what is Twitch? (Kotaku)

Leave it to NPR to suck the fun out of Valentine’s Day by sharing its dark history of beating women and sacrificing goats and dogs. (NPR)

I guess Owen Wilson is starring in a Bob Ross-esque biopic as a painter with a perm on public TV, except his name is Carl Nargle? (Vulture)

My Superbowl prediction is that I’ll be bored, then Rihanna performs, and then back to bored. (ESPN)

I would never go through the trouble of making fried pickle slices, but I’d like to be a guest at someone’s house who would.

@spreadthegrub

Make these PARMESAN AIR FRIED PICKLES for your SUPER BOWL party! Air fry at 390° for 8-10 minutes. Follow for more recipes! #friedpickles #airfried #airfryerrecipes #superbowlfood #superbowlparty

♬ original sound – Spread.the.Grub

This shouldn’t have to be said, but don’t buy Kourtney Kardashian’s vagina taste altering gummies. (Pajiba)

Readers, what do you think it means when your husband enjoys sailing and drinking beer with naked gay men? I guess we’ll never know for sure. (Slate) 

This is considered hot in the camel world.

This associate professor “floats the idea” that brain dead women be used as surrogates. (Cosmopolitan)

Here’s an article about how the Superbowl has violated the Constitution, in case you’re not a sports fan but still want to contribute to the Superbowl conversation this weekend. (ESPN)

This Pedro Pascal SNL skit is every single brown immigrant parent.

These moss people sculptures are beautiful, but I would die if I ever came across this in person while walking in the woods. No thank you. (My Modern Met)

A school called a mom complaining that her 11-year-old kid’s drawing of a pig who happens to be wearing a penis bow tie is inappropriate. I’d like to urge you to please find real problems. They exist. (Today)

So many mixed feelings about this.

@thejonnycakes

What’s ya fave KITCHEN CAKE? #cake #cakedecorating #isitcake #kitchen

♬ Blinding Lights – The Weeknd

I just learned Burt Bacharach was the name of the person behind all this great music and now I feel like an idiot. RIP. (The Antagonist)

Rhianna needs notes from NO ONE when she performs at the Superbowl. (Vulture)

I can’t tell if he’s an exceptional artist or a serial killer. Could be both I guess.

Orly Minazad Author
Orly Minazad is a freelance writer and regrets it every day of her life. She moved to the States from Iran in 1991 with her family seeking better opportunities only to waste them earning a Masters in Professional Writing degree from USC which no longer exists, cost a lot of money, and for which she has nothing to show. No, she is not bitter at all. Why do you ask? Oh, you didn’t, ok. She lives with her husband and son in Los Angeles where she spends the day loading and unloading the dishwasher.
Related Posts