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Best Wishes To Tom Brady On The Next Chapter Of His Amazing, One-Of-A-Kind Journey

Thor Benander
February 1, 2023
Thor Benander
Thor Benander is the Editor-in-Chief of The Antagonist and a father of four. He’s a lover of ancient history, Greek food, and sports. He loves to travel and thinks that if libraries were the center of American society, many things would improve overnight. You can hit him up at hilordcastleton@gmail.com.

What can anyone say about the greatest NFL player of all time, other than to wish him well on his voyage to, what I imagine, is an endless parade of handshakes and backslaps for being the best ever?

I know I speak for EVERYONE here at The Antagonist when I say that Tom Brady is a great dude and we can’t wait to see what he does next, whether it’s the 375 Million Dollar Fox Sports announcer deal or just kicking back at the Kentucky Derby with a few choice pals.

That’s a lot of handsome

Tom Brady, you may not have been all things to all people, but at least you clarified beyond a shadow of a doubt that the true villain in New England was always this mouthbreather.

Good luck to you, Tom Brady! May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past, by which I mean any one of the many many many Super Bowls you won.

Thor Benander Author
Thor Benander is the Editor-in-Chief of The Antagonist and a father of four. He’s a lover of ancient history, Greek food, and sports. He loves to travel and thinks that if libraries were the center of American society, many things would improve overnight. You can hit him up at hilordcastleton@gmail.com.
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