She’s back, bitches. Rihanna is going to perform “Lift Me Up” from Black Panther: Wakanda Forever at the 2023 Oscars. (Deadline)
This random giant ball showed up at a beach in Japan and no one knows what it is. It’s probably nothing, right?! (CBS News)
Black and Persian people have known this all along. You don’t pack up food for someone else in the good Pyrex. You can’t risk never seeing it again. You put that shit in the plastic Tupperware or the food container you washed from takeout the other night. (Pajiba)
Here are four shows to watch on Apple TV+ to kill time before it’s Ted Lasso season again. (The Antagonist)
Honestly, I don’t hate this. Found the Fruity Pebbles dust at the end a little unnecessary but what do I know?
Everything Everywhere All at Once is auctioning off items from the movie for charity. Hurry before someone else gets the $7,000 brown fanny pack. (A24Auctions)
Some of you could really use this soundboard for I Think You Should Leave. (The Antagonist)
Drinking Coke and Pepsi makes your testicles larger. Please, no follow up questions. (iHeart)
But if you don’t want to drink your soda for bigger testicles, perhaps I can interest you in taking it in pie form.
Addison Rae is going to star in Eli Roth’s horror movie, Thanksgiving. She definitely gives off “white girl gets murdered after checking out strange noise in attic” vibes. (Hollywood Reporter)
I’ve never met a burger I didn’t like, so I’m not surprised that the Mario Burger at the Super Nintendo World’s Toadstool Cafe is good. (Esquire)
If you ever question yourself, just remember you will never be as horrible as these people.
FYI you need a “prerequisite of human authorship” in order to get your AI art copyrighted. (Kotaku)
The Oscars “crisis team” was inspired by Will Smith slapping Chris Rock, because that is the only thing that’s ever happened in the film industry that would require a crisis team. (Variety)
On a totally unrelated note, today Oscar winner and notorious rapist Harvey Weinstein won 16 more years in prison. (BBC)
How had nobody thought of this wearable bean bag before? Thanks, Japan. (My Modern Met)
I haven’t seen this new animated Anne Frank movie, but I’m going to guess her oppression is nothing like the one experienced in “the modern world.”
