Yes, You Can Play the Eggman Game from I Think You Should Leave. No, It Isn’t Porn.

Dustin Waters
Dustin Waters is a writer from Macon, Ga, currently living in D.C. After years as a beat reporter in the Lowcountry, he now focuses his time on historical oddities, trashy movies, and the merits of professional wrestling.

Congrats, big boy. You can now play the Eggman Game from season three of Netflix’s I Think You Should Leave

The Eggman Game was originally developed for the show by visual artist Alec Robbins. Here he is promising that he did his very best job on both the butthole and the bush. 

Alec was kind enough to spread the word that some devoted fans of I Think You Should Leave had painstakingly recreated the Eggman Game in real life, and it’s free for you to play on your phone or internet browser at egggame.org

So, you’re supposed to put as many eggs as you can in its mouth. Sometimes you run out of eggs, and you’ve gotta buy 80 more. But sometimes one egg is 40 eggs. It’s fine. It’s a fun game. And now you can play it at home or in your office. 

Forget looping in people on new project developments. You and McKenzie used to run this place. Rachel says you haven’t been CC’ing her on anything in a month? Not true! Forget all that unwanted noise and just feed eggs. Just feed eggs. 

And don’t worry. It’s not porn. You are not in trouble at all. Although, according to some, you should be able to look at a little porn at work. Egg or not. 

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