Ted Lasso may have (allegedly) come to an end, but not our obsession with it here where we ask the difficult questions: Has Ted Lasso Given Us Nothing but Reasons to Distrust the Lasso Way? (The Antagonist)
And if you’re in your car 99% of your day like everyone in LA is, you can listen to the Ted Lasso Deep Dive Podcast with Coach, Coach, and Boss (the only voice of reason). (The Antagonist)
There’s also this. A spin off teaser with no Ted. Sorry Tedbecca shippers.
Speaking of finales, there’s also Succession, a show I’ve never watched but know everything about. (The Antagonist)
Mad respect to this crocodile who convinced everyone she’s a virgin after laying 14 eggs in isolation. (Live Science)
I hate how much this made me feel nice things.
In a memorable final, Barca stormed back from a 0-2 halftime deficit to triumph over a powerful Wolfsburg team in the Women’s Champions League. (Yahoo Sports)
This writer asks, Is Tears of the Kingdom the Scariest Zelda Game Ever? Honestly, I don’t know. Is it? (Nintendo Life)
Pat Robertson has died at 93, and I’m glad we’re all able to come together and celebrate what an absolute garbage person he was. I can’t say enough bad things about him. I truly hope the hell he believed in so much exists and he’s burning in it right now. (NBC News)
On the note of one of the most notorious homophobes dying, happy Pride month! Here are some brands that are actually giving back to the LGBTQ community this month through their Pride merch. (SF Gate)
Someone please explain this $3,500 “spatial computer” from Apple to me like I’m five years old. (Inverse)
Here’s Jared Leto climbing a five star hotel in Berlin with no harness. Apparently he was hanging out with some popular TikToker Younes Zarou. Kids will be kids, even when they’re 51 years old, amirite? (Independent)
Cornel West has entered the chat. He is running for president for the People’s Party. (Politico)
I’m never not amazed by all the hard work people will go through to cook an elaborate meal. I would eat this, but only if this hottie made it for me.
Turns out we’re all going to die from climate change and not ChatGPT like I had originally thought. New York City just recorded the worst air pollution of any major city in the world. (The New Yorker)
I have some good news and bad news. Good news, Costco has a new churro bundt cake. Bad news, it’s only here in California, bitches. (Mashed)
Prepare to have your heart broken. Jay Johnston, who appeared on Bob’s Burgers, Arrested Development and Anchorman, has been arrested and charged in connection with the January 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol. (NBC News)
It’s a big week for airplane design. First is this interesting contraption that lets you sleep with your face forward on the plane. (Core 77)
Also the double-decker airplane seat makes a “comeback,” though I’m not sure when it came in the first place and why it should come back when it didn’t work out the first time, but OK. (CNN)
Japanese artist Yayoi Kusama’s exhibition is open in New York’s David Zwirner Gallery and it’s glorious. (My Modern Met)
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m on Pete Davidson’s side in this (vegan) beef with PETA. (Pajiba)
Tom Holland is taking a year off from acting after the challenges of filming The Crowded Room, which airs on Apple TV+ starting June 9th. I get it, Tom. I got anxiety just watching the trailer. (Variety)
Recycling is pointless. I called it. World leaders and scientists got together to draft a new plastic treaty under the United Nations to end plastic waste. Please start by not packaging every stupid toy and bubble wand in thick layers of plastic wrap. (Vox)
Tupac Shakur was honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame this week. (Reuters)
Goodbye, everyone. Make good choices. Unlike this guy who’s definitely going to burn in hell with Pat Robertson for this.
