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Beyonce in Dubai, Black Samurai and Cute Animal Drug Smugglers

Orly Minazad
January 26, 2023
Orly Minazad
Orly Minazad is a freelance writer and regrets it every day of her life. She moved to the States from Iran in 1991 with her family seeking better opportunities only to waste them earning a Masters in Professional Writing degree from USC which no longer exists, cost a lot of money, and for which she has nothing to show. No, she is not bitter at all. Why do you ask? Oh, you didn’t, ok. She lives with her husband and son in Los Angeles where she spends the day loading and unloading the dishwasher.

Oscar nominations are out and you have until March to watch all the top contenders so your family and friends think you’re really smart and cultured. That’s my plan at least. (New York Times)

Beyonce got paid 24 million dollars to perform for one hour in Dubai and everyone is shocked. I would also throw away all my principles for 24 million dollars an hour. (Buzzfeed)

Anyway, until then, enjoy this clip of a turtle drug lord.

Razzie awards took back the nomination for 12 year old actress Ryan Kiera because they got called out for the bullies that they are. (LA Times)

Say what you will, but shooting your elderly husband to death because you made a pact is my idea of romance. (NPR)

Roy Wood Jr. asks Americans why they love guns so much. (Pajiba)

Yasuke was a 16th century black samurai and a Netflix series. Watch it before it’s immediately canceled. (Smithsonian Magazine)

In My Mother’s Skin is a dark Filipino fairy tale is a 2023 Sundance film selection that will stream on Prime Video and I will watch in broad daylight with all the lights on. (Gizmodo)

First of all, good for Australia. And two, when did Kanye get remarried?! (Cinemablend)

So we’re supposed to cook deli meats?

@chilipeppercooks

Replying to @joemama78024 Pan Fried Deli Sub

♬ Rap Money – Instrumental – Pistol Reef

Minecraft Legends is going to hit XBox, Playstation 5, Windows and Nintendo Switch and I don’t care because I think we peaked game wise with Mario Bros. (Engadget)

Is this Oreo cookie stuffed with cream with Oreos in it a cannibal cookie? (Nerdist)

I’m sorry but a pigeon carrying a small backpack filled with meth is adorable. (Vice)

A new breakfast place named Woke is confusing the hell out of some people. (BoingBoing)

Thank God I figured out Tar wasn’t a real person before I saw this thread.

Once I made a snowman with my son’s playdough. This artist sculpted Willem Dafoe as the joker. We are not the same. (Nerdist)

You probably didn’t even know January days could be ranked. (The Antagonist)

Good for M&M for monetizing on Tucker Carlson’s horny outrage against female m&ms.

As cute as they are, I don’t know if I want these cookie shaped pillows around reminding me I’m constantly hungry. (My Modern Met)

Everyone, please give it up for Pedro Pascal’s face. (The Antagonist)

I guess I’m moving to Japan. It’s been real, everyone.

@s_johnson_voiceovers

I need a cig. #food #foodreview #snacks

♬ original sound – Stefan Johnson
Orly Minazad Author
Orly Minazad is a freelance writer and regrets it every day of her life. She moved to the States from Iran in 1991 with her family seeking better opportunities only to waste them earning a Masters in Professional Writing degree from USC which no longer exists, cost a lot of money, and for which she has nothing to show. No, she is not bitter at all. Why do you ask? Oh, you didn’t, ok. She lives with her husband and son in Los Angeles where she spends the day loading and unloading the dishwasher.
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