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Orly Minazad

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Orly Minazad is a freelance writer and regrets it every day of her life. She moved to the States from Iran in 1991 with her family seeking better opportunities only to waste them earning a Masters in Professional Writing degree from USC which no longer exists, cost a lot of money, and for which she has nothing to show. No, she is not bitter at all. Why do you ask? Oh, you didn’t, ok. She lives with her husband and son in Los Angeles where she spends the day loading and unloading the dishwasher.
Britney baby

Britney Baby

Britney Spears announced she’s pregnant with husband (what? when did this happen?) Sam Asghari’s baby in an Instagram post that – like all her other posts – gave off “unhinged toddler on a sugar high” vibes. There’s nothing more I want in life than a half-Persian Britney Spears baby. (Basically I’d be their aunt). But I gotta keep it real…
Orly Minazad
May 2, 2022