Sorry But the Drug Cartels Are Not Giving Your Kids Free Drugs This Halloween
Ah, tis the season. Turning of the leaves, pumpkin spice latte memes, and the annual fearmongering of contaminated Halloween candy. Every. Fucking. Year. The origin story of contaminated Halloween treats started in the 1970s when a five year old in Detroit died on Halloween after ingesting heroin. His uncle, very sensibly not wanting to go to jail, claimed it was…