The Last of the Mohicans Proves that Daniel Day-Lewis Missed His Calling
Sure, Sir Daniel Day-Lewis is an okay actor, what with his three Oscars and his four BAFTAs and whatever. And fine, if the apocalypse comes, he can farm with 17th century tools, hunt with 18th century rifles, build a house, furniture, and a canoe and make shoes for everyone. When the zombies arrive, he can box them OR fight them…
