John Brown Spiers

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John Brown Spiers is a former academic and lifelong overthinker. He’s written many short things and abandoned many long ones. He grew up in the Midwest, currently lives in the South, and would get lost in a different forest every day if he could. He is trying very hard.

Worst to Best: Days of February

February 2. Today is Groundhog Day. Groundhog Day 2023 is a joke so blunt it goes beyond cruelty and becomes fact. Nothing is good, anymore; everything is dumb. What are six more weeks of winter in the face of winter’s forever retreat? What six fewer when we look to fungal zombies for entertainment even as they walk among us? February…