John Brown Spiers

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John Brown Spiers is a former academic and lifelong overthinker. He’s written many short things and abandoned many long ones. He grew up in the Midwest, currently lives in the South, and would get lost in a different forest every day if he could. He is trying very hard.
four images of Tom Hanks as Colonel Tom Parker from the movie Elvis

What Was Tom Hanks Thinking?

Tom Hanks is unfuckwithable; let’s get that right out of the way. I would say he’s the Tom Brady of actors if that comparison weren’t ludicrous on its face – Tom Brady wishes he were the Tom Hanks of football players, because Tom Hanks is beloved. And now that the shots at Tom Brady are also out of the way,…